The brutally honest TikTok coach

Your TikTok isn’t unlucky.
It’s unedited.

The accounts pulling hundreds of millions of views run a system, a portfolio of accounts, hooks tested as variants, near-daily posting. RoastMyTok reads up to 100 of your posts and scores you against that system: why some flew, why the rest sank, and the rewrite that comes from your own best posts.

Roast my TikTok →Free roast · no sign-up first · no app store
first roast free
your hook is 4 seconds too late that wasn't a niche, that was a mood swing post #7 carried this whole account the algorithm didn't bury you: the intro did great video. wrong first sentence. your best post has a pattern. copy yourself. stop reposting trends your audience never asked for

Millions of views aren’t luck.
They’re a system.

These are the numbers coming out of that system. They belong to other apps, not to us, and not to our users. We show them because the playbook behind them is public, documented, and repeatable, and because it’s the playbook this tool is built to run.

259M+

views · AI note-taking

Coconote

$200K MRR from 7 accounts, 5 of them dedicated UGC accounts run by students.

475M+

views · travel social

TripBFF

30+ UGC accounts launched in a year → $60K MRR, 40K downloads a month.

6.8M

views · first wave

An AI tool's first UGC wave

One coordinated launch across a handful of fresh accounts.

Figures reported by Social Growth Engineers, who catalogued 65,000+ hooks across 300+ top accounts. Other companies’ results, shown as evidence for the method, not a forecast of yours.

What those accounts did differently

Three things show up in every one of them. RoastMyTok exists to measure your account against all three, honestly, even when the answer is unflattering.

7

accounts, not one

Nobody in the data broke out by perfecting a single account. They ran a portfolio and let the winner emerge. RoastMyTok roasts every account you add and shows you which one is actually working.

65–70%

3-second retention

That's what top hooks hold. The average is under 30%. Your hook rating is scored against that bar: visual, verbal, and rhythm judged separately, because that's how the winners build them.

daily

posting cadence

Every breakout account in the dataset posts near-daily. We track your real posts-per-week and show it next to the number that actually produced those results.

We won’t promise you millions of views. Nobody honest can promise that. What we do is show you, in your own numbers, exactly where you sit against the accounts that got there.

Measure my account →

Not vibes. Receipts.

Every line of the roast points at a specific post, a specific number, a specific sentence you actually said. If the advice could apply to any account, we failed.

We read your public profile the same way any browser does, no login, no password, nothing private ever touched.

account roast · @sampleneeds work
Niche detected
budget meal prep for night-shift nurses
Virality score
61 / 100
The gap
Your kitchen-fail videos triple your average views, but 80% of your posting is recipe walkthroughs nobody finishes.
Hook rating (last post)
3 / 10
Rewrite
“I burned dinner for 200 people. Here’s what I served instead.”

Three steps to a thicker skin

01

Drop your @

Type your handle. We pull your latest public posts and their stats ourselves, no export, no copy-paste, no password. Your posts become the case file.

02

Take the roast

The engine names your real niche, your content pillars, what your winners share, what your flops share, and the one contradiction holding you back.

03

Post the fix

Per-post critiques, rewritten hooks, and full scripts built from your own top-performer pattern. Not generic advice: your data, weaponized.

Built like a tool, priced like a trap priced like a tool.

RoastMyTok
The growth apps
Runs in the browser: nothing to install
App-store download, 30% platform tax baked into the price
Free tier is a real, complete analysis
“Free” trial that bills you before the results load
You post when you decide to post
Auto-posting to platforms you never opened
Cancel in two clicks, Stripe portal
Subscription support tickets and prayer

One free roast. Then €19/mo if it earned it.

The free analysis is complete: real niche, real score, real gap. Pro adds per-post critiques, hook rewrites, and full scripts. €119/yr if you’re committed. Cancel yourself, in the portal, anytime.