The brutally honest TikTok coach
The accounts pulling hundreds of millions of views run a system, a portfolio of accounts, hooks tested as variants, near-daily posting. RoastMyTok reads up to 100 of your posts and scores you against that system: why some flew, why the rest sank, and the rewrite that comes from your own best posts.
These are the numbers coming out of that system. They belong to other apps, not to us, and not to our users. We show them because the playbook behind them is public, documented, and repeatable, and because it’s the playbook this tool is built to run.
259M+
views · AI note-taking
Coconote
$200K MRR from 7 accounts, 5 of them dedicated UGC accounts run by students.
475M+
views · travel social
TripBFF
30+ UGC accounts launched in a year → $60K MRR, 40K downloads a month.
6.8M
views · first wave
An AI tool's first UGC wave
One coordinated launch across a handful of fresh accounts.
Figures reported by Social Growth Engineers, who catalogued 65,000+ hooks across 300+ top accounts. Other companies’ results, shown as evidence for the method, not a forecast of yours.
Three things show up in every one of them. RoastMyTok exists to measure your account against all three, honestly, even when the answer is unflattering.
7
accounts, not one
Nobody in the data broke out by perfecting a single account. They ran a portfolio and let the winner emerge. RoastMyTok roasts every account you add and shows you which one is actually working.
65–70%
3-second retention
That's what top hooks hold. The average is under 30%. Your hook rating is scored against that bar: visual, verbal, and rhythm judged separately, because that's how the winners build them.
daily
posting cadence
Every breakout account in the dataset posts near-daily. We track your real posts-per-week and show it next to the number that actually produced those results.
We won’t promise you millions of views. Nobody honest can promise that. What we do is show you, in your own numbers, exactly where you sit against the accounts that got there.
Measure my account →Every line of the roast points at a specific post, a specific number, a specific sentence you actually said. If the advice could apply to any account, we failed.
We read your public profile the same way any browser does, no login, no password, nothing private ever touched.
Type your handle. We pull your latest public posts and their stats ourselves, no export, no copy-paste, no password. Your posts become the case file.
The engine names your real niche, your content pillars, what your winners share, what your flops share, and the one contradiction holding you back.
Per-post critiques, rewritten hooks, and full scripts built from your own top-performer pattern. Not generic advice: your data, weaponized.
The free analysis is complete: real niche, real score, real gap. Pro adds per-post critiques, hook rewrites, and full scripts. €119/yr if you’re committed. Cancel yourself, in the portal, anytime.